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oovwee:

requested by itslaurabug (x)

There is no way I will not grow up to be Linda Belcher.

(via classycapecodder)

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

(via hollexanderthegreat)

  • friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk

gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

(via nostalgiaandserendipity)

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

(via blueeyes-and-bowlegs)

shouldnt:

Different maturity levels masterpost

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via nostalgiaandserendipity)

I want to take road trips with her and look at the stars and see hot air balloons and dance with her in a field of flowers or in a thicket of trees. I just want to see everything with her, with her hand in mine every step of the way.

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

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